Donne... tu tu tu da da da

[LaGiada]

Ricevo e condivido (mi sono sbellicata dal ridere: mi sono riconosciuta ad ogni riga -o quasi)

''IO DONNA''

IO "DONNA"

Non leggo istruzioni. Schiaccio pulsanti finché funziona.

Non ho bisogno di alcool per essere imbarazzante. Mi riesce anche senza!

Se fossi un uccello saprei già a chi cagare addosso!

Non sono bisbetica, sono emotionalmente flessibile!

Le parole piu' belle del mondo? "Vado a fare shopping"

Non ho difetti! Sono "effetti speciali"!

Le Donne devono avere l'aspetto di DONNE, non di ossa rivestite!

Non è ciccia! È superficie eroticamente utilizzabile.

Perdonato e dimenticato? Ma figuriamoci, Non sono né Gesu' né ho l'Alzheimer!

Noi donne siamo angeli e se ci rompono le ali continuiamo a volare - su una scopa! Perché siamo flessibili.

Quando Dio ha creato gli uomini ci ha promesso che quelli giusti per noi si sarebbero trovati ad ogni angolo e poi ha fatto la terra rotonda.

Sulla mia lapide deve essere inciso: "Non fare quella faccia, anch'io avrei preferito essere stesa in spiaggia!

E già, NOI DONNE siamo uniche!!!

Manda questo messaggio a donne fighe e ellegre (come te) e succederà ...niente, come al solito! Ma almeno le avrai fatte ridere!

[kcuoricina]

[king]

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